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BA DUM, TISH -No pun intended-

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China: …so I was like, ARU! And they all left D;

S.Korea: Well no wonder, you're a frikkin freak.

China: KSJFDSFJHD I'M GONNA MURDER YOU.

Taiwan: …*trying to ignore while meditating* … >< SHUT UP!!!!

China: *has S.Korea in a headlock* NO, ARU.

S.Korea: YES, ARU! *finger snap*

China: …PPFFT. PFFFFFT. BIZ-NIZZLE, I DID NOT JUST HEAR YOU SAY 'ARU', ARU!

S.Korea: …WELL. YES YOU DID~! 8D

China: …oh, it's ooooooonnnnnn. *narrows eyes*



~BA DUM, TISH~



France: England, my love, I have come to save-

England: Idiot. America's already here. *flips through Euro magazine, bored*

France: …oh…

England: Yeah… *sighs*

France: …so…

England: …sooo…

France: …how's it goi-

America: ENGLAND, OH MY GOD, I THINK BRITNEY SPEARS JUST HIT A NEW SALES RECORD WITH HER NEW SINGLE!!!! DUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE!!!!!

France & England: >>



~BA DUM, TISH~



Poland: I like, totally love that old time Rock & Roll…~

Latvia: T-that kinda music just soothes my soul… >>

Russia: I reminisce about the days of old, ja…~

Poland: LIKE, GTFO, DWEEB.

Russia: …YOU AIN'T NO HOLLA-BACK GIRL, POLANDY, SO BACK THE FRIK UP.

Poland: D;



~BA DUM, TISH~



Canada: I…I WON!

America: *pops in outta nowhere* No you didn't. You lost the game.

Canada: FU-



~BA DUM, TISH~



Sealand: *coughs* SO. AS I WAS SAYING BEFORE I WAS SO RUDELY INTERRUPTED (which is a band, by the way, desu-yo!) BY THAT WANKER, ENGLAND…I WILL RULE. I SWEAR BY THE HEAVANS THAT IN TIME, THERE WILL BE A KINGDOM! GREAT HOLY KINGDOM OF SEALAND, AND-

England: Sealand, you forgot to wipe down the counters.

Sealand: …dkfgjkdjgfd FINE. *grumbles*



~BA DUM, TISH~



Spain: LIKE I SAID. TO THE SQUAD CAR!

America: BOO-YEAH~ SUPER COOL, TOTALLY AWESOME, MEGA FRIKKIN EPIC…SQUUAAAAAAD CAAAAR~~~

England: …piss off!

America: Already took a leak before I left, British DUUUUDE. Nuthin' to fear~

England: .-.

Canada: I…

France: Weeeellllll…hello there, Canadian~ ;D What's up…~?

Canada: YOU WILL BE WHEN I PUNCH THE EVERLOVING CRAP OUTTA YOU! YOU'LL BE SENT INTO OUTER-SPACE SO HIGH BY MY PUNCHES, YOU WON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT HIT YOU!

America: *gigglesnort* No pun intended there, huh, Canada~?

Canada: I- …*sigh*


CAAANADAAAA~
CAAAANNAAADDDAAAAAA~~~

...Whowetalkin'about?

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slovakiarules100's avatar
lol this is funny lmao