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China: …so I was like, ARU! And they all left D;
S.Korea: Well no wonder, you're a frikkin freak.
China: KSJFDSFJHD I'M GONNA MURDER YOU.
Taiwan: …*trying to ignore while meditating* … >< SHUT UP!!!!
China: *has S.Korea in a headlock* NO, ARU.
S.Korea: YES, ARU! *finger snap*
China: …PPFFT. PFFFFFT. BIZ-NIZZLE, I DID NOT JUST HEAR YOU SAY 'ARU', ARU!
S.Korea: …WELL. YES YOU DID~! 8D
China: …oh, it's ooooooonnnnnn. *narrows eyes*
~BA DUM, TISH~
France: England, my love, I have come to save-
England: Idiot. America's already here. *flips through Euro magazine, bored*
France: …oh…
England: Yeah… *sighs*
France: …so…
England: …sooo…
France: …how's it goi-
America: ENGLAND, OH MY GOD, I THINK BRITNEY SPEARS JUST HIT A NEW SALES RECORD WITH HER NEW SINGLE!!!! DUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE!!!!!
France & England: >>
~BA DUM, TISH~
Poland: I like, totally love that old time Rock & Roll…~
Latvia: T-that kinda music just soothes my soul… >>
Russia: I reminisce about the days of old, ja…~
Poland: LIKE, GTFO, DWEEB.
Russia: …YOU AIN'T NO HOLLA-BACK GIRL, POLANDY, SO BACK THE FRIK UP.
Poland: D;
~BA DUM, TISH~
Canada: I…I WON!
America: *pops in outta nowhere* No you didn't. You lost the game.
Canada: FU-
~BA DUM, TISH~
Sealand: *coughs* SO. AS I WAS SAYING BEFORE I WAS SO RUDELY INTERRUPTED (which is a band, by the way, desu-yo!) BY THAT WANKER, ENGLAND…I WILL RULE. I SWEAR BY THE HEAVANS THAT IN TIME, THERE WILL BE A KINGDOM! GREAT HOLY KINGDOM OF SEALAND, AND-
England: Sealand, you forgot to wipe down the counters.
Sealand: …dkfgjkdjgfd FINE. *grumbles*
~BA DUM, TISH~
Spain: LIKE I SAID. TO THE SQUAD CAR!
America: BOO-YEAH~ SUPER COOL, TOTALLY AWESOME, MEGA FRIKKIN EPIC…SQUUAAAAAAD CAAAAR~~~
England: …piss off!
America: Already took a leak before I left, British DUUUUDE. Nuthin' to fear~
England: .-.
Canada: I…
France: Weeeellllll…hello there, Canadian~ ;D What's up…~?
Canada: YOU WILL BE WHEN I PUNCH THE EVERLOVING CRAP OUTTA YOU! YOU'LL BE SENT INTO OUTER-SPACE SO HIGH BY MY PUNCHES, YOU WON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT HIT YOU!
America: *gigglesnort* No pun intended there, huh, Canada~?
Canada: I- …*sigh*
S.Korea: Well no wonder, you're a frikkin freak.
China: KSJFDSFJHD I'M GONNA MURDER YOU.
Taiwan: …*trying to ignore while meditating* … >< SHUT UP!!!!
China: *has S.Korea in a headlock* NO, ARU.
S.Korea: YES, ARU! *finger snap*
China: …PPFFT. PFFFFFT. BIZ-NIZZLE, I DID NOT JUST HEAR YOU SAY 'ARU', ARU!
S.Korea: …WELL. YES YOU DID~! 8D
China: …oh, it's ooooooonnnnnn. *narrows eyes*
~BA DUM, TISH~
France: England, my love, I have come to save-
England: Idiot. America's already here. *flips through Euro magazine, bored*
France: …oh…
England: Yeah… *sighs*
France: …so…
England: …sooo…
France: …how's it goi-
America: ENGLAND, OH MY GOD, I THINK BRITNEY SPEARS JUST HIT A NEW SALES RECORD WITH HER NEW SINGLE!!!! DUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE!!!!!
France & England: >>
~BA DUM, TISH~
Poland: I like, totally love that old time Rock & Roll…~
Latvia: T-that kinda music just soothes my soul… >>
Russia: I reminisce about the days of old, ja…~
Poland: LIKE, GTFO, DWEEB.
Russia: …YOU AIN'T NO HOLLA-BACK GIRL, POLANDY, SO BACK THE FRIK UP.
Poland: D;
~BA DUM, TISH~
Canada: I…I WON!
America: *pops in outta nowhere* No you didn't. You lost the game.
Canada: FU-
~BA DUM, TISH~
Sealand: *coughs* SO. AS I WAS SAYING BEFORE I WAS SO RUDELY INTERRUPTED (which is a band, by the way, desu-yo!) BY THAT WANKER, ENGLAND…I WILL RULE. I SWEAR BY THE HEAVANS THAT IN TIME, THERE WILL BE A KINGDOM! GREAT HOLY KINGDOM OF SEALAND, AND-
England: Sealand, you forgot to wipe down the counters.
Sealand: …dkfgjkdjgfd FINE. *grumbles*
~BA DUM, TISH~
Spain: LIKE I SAID. TO THE SQUAD CAR!
America: BOO-YEAH~ SUPER COOL, TOTALLY AWESOME, MEGA FRIKKIN EPIC…SQUUAAAAAAD CAAAAR~~~
England: …piss off!
America: Already took a leak before I left, British DUUUUDE. Nuthin' to fear~
England: .-.
Canada: I…
France: Weeeellllll…hello there, Canadian~ ;D What's up…~?
Canada: YOU WILL BE WHEN I PUNCH THE EVERLOVING CRAP OUTTA YOU! YOU'LL BE SENT INTO OUTER-SPACE SO HIGH BY MY PUNCHES, YOU WON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT HIT YOU!
America: *gigglesnort* No pun intended there, huh, Canada~?
Canada: I- …*sigh*
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AU America vs. Cleverbot
User: Yo!
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: I'm awesome.
Cleverbot: Are you happy?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Why are you happy?
User: Cause I'm with my Iggy.
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APH - How to Annoy Austria
How to Annoy Austria
1. Hold his piano hostage. In order to get it back, he will have to listen to you playing Mozart and BUTCHERING IT!
2. Or by making him dress up like Lady GaGa.
3. After he gets his piano back, wait until he falls asleep and paint it pink. Afterwards, spraypaint "Prussia wuz here."
4. Send love letters to Prussia under his name.
5. Make him listen to Justin Bieber.
6. Make him listen to Hannah Montana.
7. Actually, just let him listen to pop music period!
8. When he does listen to it, tape his reaction and put it on YouTube.
9. Or give it to Prussia.
10. Tell him he's the worst piano player you've ever heard.
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lol this is funny lmao